Music & Original Lyrics by Billy Joel, Parody Concept, Additional Lyrics, Vocals & Production by Gary S. & Christopher S. O'Connor (Potlatch & Spellbinder), licensed by The Harry Fox Agency, © 2003

(Scene I ) Welcome Maiden Mary and "Well Met"

You could wear white, and I could wear red

 We'll talk a little in the overheads, Near the Sheriff in SH

 We’ll make plans in lower case, virtually face to face

 And if you would heal, well then I could fight

 Just say the kind of mood your in tonight

 "Well Met” is just a guarantee, When I see you on T-4-C

(Scene  II ) Greetings from Potlatch (on Aliens server) to Friends (on EA server)

 Things are OK with me these days

Got a new 'toon, got a new server

 Got a new spell, things are swell, And the gang says hi

(Maiden Mary, Mellow, Blak Dragon, Cammie, Montana, Spellbinder & Soul Keeper)

 Ohhhh we lost touch a song ago, I got wings, You did not know

 We would all be doing quests after so much time

 Do you remember those days hanging out barely in our teens ?

 Camping out with the Merc’s and the Jerks, that was our routine

 Ohh we got the blood and the heart, won’t be long ‘till we’re in RD

 Cool Spells, hot fights, Just sweet romantic Noobie Knights

(Yeaaaaaaaaa!)

  (Scene III ) The Legend of Sir Fredrick & Lady Katherine

  Lady and Freddy they were "Real Life" steadies

And the King and the Queen of the land

 Intelligent Fredrick could fight, Lady's Bless was perpetually grand

 Thru thick and thin every season

 They’d fill their packs with un-selfish reasons

 We never knew we could want more than that out of life

 Surely Lady and Freddy would always know how to survive

 Lady and Freddy were levelin' steady, they were 7 (x) at seventy-five

 Fredrick proposed and the marriage would be at the end of July

 Everyone said they would be there

 For the vows, decorations and all the fanfare

 A Dream would take wing, and we all got a seat on the flight

 Ohhhh and there we were wavin' Lady and Freddy good-bye

(Scene IV ) Real Life Catches up with Katy & Freddy

Well they got an apartment with deep pile carpets

 And a couple of paintings from Sears

 A big waterbed that they bought with the bread

 They had saved for a couple of years

 They started to fight when the money got tight

 And they just didn’t count on the tears

(And Rock-N-Roll)

(Scene V ) Meanwhile . . . back in the Realm

 Well they lived for a while in a very nice style

 But it's always the same in the end

 They got a divorce as a matter of course

 And they parted the closest of friends

 Then the King and the Queen went back to the scene

 But you can never go back there again

 Lady and Freddy had had it already by the time they were 8 (x) eighty-five

 From the high to the low to the end of the show for the rest of their lives

 They couldn’t go back and be Noobies

 But they’ll be GM’s, Take it from Yours Truly

 Cause we always knew they would both find a way to get by

 Ohhhh and that’s all I heard about Lady and Freddy

 Can't tell you more cuz I told you already

 And here we are waving Lady and Freddy goodbye

(Scene VI ) A Realm all about Vintage Friends & Fun

 Bottle of Red, ooooouuu bottle of White

 Just say the kind of mood your in tonight

 "Well Met” is just a guarantee

 When I see you on T-4-C

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